中国最大的发明：手机

[kc130]

考古学家在中国发掘出土了大量手机及手机生产工具和工场，还考证史料记载中国曾大量出口手机。
于是说：
手机起源于中国。。。

[who]

考古学家在中国发掘出土了大量手机及手机生产工具和工场，还考证史料记载中国曾大量出口手机。
于是说：
手机起源于中国。。。

哇，逻辑严密，无懈可击啊

[Leuning]

有道理!

世界上所有人都说： 瓦特发明蒸汽机。实际上瓦特只是改进。

现在地球人大多叫 火鸡为Turkey. 但这和土耳其没什么关系。
Hot dog 热狗，里面现在没狗肉。

[牛大春]

有道理!

世界上所有人都说： 瓦特发明蒸汽机。实际上瓦特只是改进。

现在地球人大多叫 火鸡为Turkey. 但这和土耳其没什么关系。
Hot dog 热狗，里面现在没狗肉。

The term dog has been used as a synonym for sausage since the 1800s, possibly from accusations that sausage makers used dog meat in their sausages. In Germany the consumption of dog meat was common in Saxony, Silesia, Anhalt, and Bavaria during the 19th and 20th centuries. Hot dogs occasionally contained it.

[Leuning]

有道理!

世界上所有人都说： 瓦特发明蒸汽机。实际上瓦特只是改进。

现在地球人大多叫 火鸡为Turkey. 但这和土耳其没什么关系。
Hot dog 热狗，里面现在没狗肉。

The term dog has been used as a synonym for sausage since the 1800s, possibly from accusations that sausage makers used dog meat in their sausages. In Germany the consumption of dog meat was common in Saxony, Silesia, Anhalt, and Bavaria during the 19th and 20th centuries. Hot dogs occasionally contained it.

知道这个。有米国人说什么中国人吃狗肉，我就讲这个。
反问： Eating dog hot is better than cold?

[Puff]

我老人家在国家博物馆亲自拍摄的照片，晋朝骑吏俑，雄辩地证明智能手机是中国人的发明，晋朝公务员上班路上一边骑马一边刷抖音。

[牛大春]

我老人家在国家博物馆亲自拍摄的照片，晋朝骑吏俑，雄辩地证明智能手机是中国人的发明，晋朝公务员上班路上一边骑马一边刷抖音。

还是镀金的高级货，

[Leuning]

我老人家在国家博物馆亲自拍摄的照片，晋朝骑吏俑，雄辩地证明智能手机是中国人的发明，晋朝公务员上班路上一边骑马一边刷抖音。

好像骑的是 驴

马没这么小

[kc130]

真相了，手机自古以来属于中国人的发明，手机上的卫星导航ａｐｐ也是

我老人家在国家博物馆亲自拍摄的照片，晋朝骑吏俑，雄辩地证明智能手机是中国人的发明，晋朝公务员上班路上一边骑马一边刷抖音。

[Lilyamao]

哈哈哈哈、this is a good one

The term dog has been used as a synonym for sausage since the 1800s, possibly from accusations that sausage makers used dog meat in their sausages. In Germany the consumption of dog meat was common in Saxony, Silesia, Anhalt, and Bavaria during the 19th and 20th centuries. Hot dogs occasionally contained it.

知道这个。有米国人说什么中国人吃狗肉，我就讲这个。
反问： Eating dog hot is better than cold?