突发：有人趁吃晚饭之机要杀川总！

[crane]

真不好说，上次杀川普的大概率就是精分maga，非要栽赃给民主党，现在maga内战精分的迹象越来越明显，mtg就算一个吧

刺客是三笑的金主
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/white-hous ... ole-allen/

Allen donated $25 to Democratic Party PAC ActBlue for Kamala Harris' presidential campaign in 2024.

[shepherd17]

Allen 登记为无党派选民，他于 2017 年从加州理工学院（CalTech）毕业，获得机械工程学位。根据他的 LinkedIn 资料，在 CalTech 就读期间，他曾是学校基督徒团契和 Nerf 俱乐部的成员。

他曾出现在加州理工学院 2017 年发布在 Facebook 上的毕业公告中，公告里包含两张照片：一张是他成年后穿着开衫和红色领带的照片，另一张是他小时候抱着一只毛绒兔子、笑容灿烂的照片。

根据毕业典礼节目单，Allen 还于 2025 年在加州州立大学多明格斯山分校获得了计算机科学硕士学位。他的 LinkedIn 头像显示他穿着学位服坐着，配文写着：“我很确定我的计算机科学硕士已经完成了。”在他的个人简介中，他将自己描述为游戏开发者、工程师、科学家和教师。

Allen, who is registered to vote with no party preference, graduated from CalTech in 2017 with a degree in mechanical engineering. While at CalTech, he was a member of the school’s Christian fellowship and the nerf club, according to his LinkedIn profile.

He was featured in a CalTech graduation announcement posted by the university in 2017 on Facebook, which included a picture of him as an adult wearing a cardigan and red tie and a photo of him as a beaming young child holding a stuffed bunny.

Allen also earned a master’s degree in computer science at Cal State Dominguez Hills in 2025, according to a commencement program. His LinkedIn profile picture shows him sitting in his cap and gown with the caption: “pretty sure my Master’s in CS is done.” On his profile he describes himself as a game developer, engineer, scientist and teacher.

https://www.latimes.com/california/stor ... use-dinner

[shepherd17]

嫌疑人科尔·托马斯·艾伦（通常被称为艾伦）于 2026 年 4 月 24 日星期五入住华盛顿希尔顿酒店，这发生在周六特朗普总统出席的晚宴和会议之前。

The suspect, identified as Cole Tomas Allen (often referred to as Allen), checked into the Washington Hilton hotel on Friday, April 24, 2026, which was before the dinner and conference taking place on Saturday.
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/white- ... p-shooting

刺客艾伦是临时起意、还是有预谋？如果是预谋，那么他怎么得知川总要出席这个周六晚宴？

[门前镜湖水]

嫌疑人科尔·托马斯·艾伦（通常被称为艾伦）于 2026 年 4 月 24 日星期五入住华盛顿希尔顿酒店，这发生在周六特朗普总统出席的晚宴和会议之前。

The suspect, identified as Cole Tomas Allen (often referred to as Allen), checked into the Washington Hilton hotel on Friday, April 24, 2026, which was before the dinner and conference took place on Saturday.
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/white- ... p-shooting

刺客艾伦是临时起意、还是有预谋？如果是预谋，那么他怎么得知川总要出席这个周六晚宴？

总统惯例是在记者协会年会上讲话的。
当年川总就是在这个场合受刺激而开始选总统的

[shepherd17]

总统惯例是在记者协会年会上讲话的。
当年川总就是在这个场合受刺激而开始选总统的

也就是说“记者协会年会”的活动安排是公开的？

[resso]

嫌疑人科尔·托马斯·艾伦（通常被称为艾伦）于 2026 年 4 月 24 日星期五入住华盛顿希尔顿酒店，这发生在周六特朗普总统出席的晚宴和会议之前。

The suspect, identified as Cole Tomas Allen (often referred to as Allen), checked into the Washington Hilton hotel on Friday, April 24, 2026, which was before the dinner and conference took place on Saturday.
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/white- ... p-shooting

刺客艾伦是临时起意、还是有预谋？如果是预谋，那么他怎么得知川总要出席这个周六晚宴？

总统惯例是在记者协会年会上讲话的。
当年川总就是在这个场合受刺激而开始选总统的

嗯，看来maga出生以远距离狙杀为主
民主党出生以冲阵为主

[crane]

https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/r ... -manifesto

Cole Allen’s manifesto in full

Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.

I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who aren’t

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people chose to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Rebuttals to objections:

Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when someone else is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is astoundingly incompetent.)

Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.

Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.

Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.

Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.

Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,

Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel.

Not in the event.

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed s–t.

Actually insane.

Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.

Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids.

[shepherd17]

https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/r ... -manifesto

Cole Allen’s manifesto in full

Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.

I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who aren’t

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people chose to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Rebuttals to objections:

Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when someone else is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is astoundingly incompetent.)

Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.

Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.

Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.

Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.

Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,

Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel.

Not in the event.

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed s–t.

Actually insane.

Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.

Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids.

闻诛一夫纣矣，未闻弑君也。

老羊倌一贯反对和谴责非法暴力行为，这不仅包括 Allen 的行为，也包括特朗普当局轰炸刺杀伊朗政治集团领导人的暴力行径。

[crane]

闻诛一夫纣矣，未闻弑君也。

老羊倌一贯反对和谴责非法暴力行为。不仅包括 Allen 的行为，也包括特朗普当局轰炸刺杀伊朗政治集团领导人的暴力行径。

羊倌的文学修养太高了！

[shepherd17]

闻诛一夫纣矣，未闻弑君也。

老羊倌一贯反对和谴责非法暴力行为。不仅包括 Allen 的行为，也包括特朗普当局轰炸刺杀伊朗政治集团领导人的暴力行径。

羊倌的文学修养太高了！

高中语文合格。